Considering how the media works nowadays, I’m shocked that the headline for this article wasn’t, “Trump threatens 11-year-old girl”

From a surprisingly positive article about President Trump in The Atlantic:

Last July, King took his 11-year-old granddaughter to the White House to watch Trump sign a health-care bill for the first responders to the September 11 terrorist attacks. After the ceremony, Trump scribbled his spiky signature on the speech he had just delivered; gave it to the girl; “put on this angry, stern look; and said, If I find this on eBay tonight, I’m coming after you,” King recalled.

Pardon me?

Imprisoned ex-Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich wrote an editorial that uses a hypothetical impeachment of Abraham Lincoln to defend Donald Trump.

Full pardon from a grateful President Trump for Blagojevich coming in three, two…