The slippery slope

Today, I passed a megachurch that appeared to have a giant slide in the middle of it.

I like to think that the top of the slide was labelled “Heaven” and the bottom of the slide was labelled “Hell.”

That way the slide would teach children that getting to Heaven requires a hard, purposeful climb and that any slip would result in them hurtling downward towards eternal damnation.

On the other hand, it would probably just make the kids think that going to Hell was fast, fun, and made you shout, “Wheeeeeeeeeeee!”

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