But I’m sure it can get its grade up with a little perseverance.
I hope he doesn’t compare himself to me too often.
That would just make him sad.
The anniversary of the day my beautiful wife Melinda was born.
Made almost entirely of concrete.
I’m the one on the left. Although, nowadays, I look a lot more like the guy on the right.
It’s a long story.
I had ice cream. It was a good day.
That’s not a typo. We’re getting ice dams again. I hate those damn dams.
So you’re definitely not reading this right now.